stoopid TV guide!!!

ARRRRGHH!!! I wanted to watch the presidential address tonight - the first one of the new administration. I figured it out, with eastern standard time and all, for seven o'clock.... but the guide... noooo, the newwwwwss said eight. I hate them. No, that's too strong. I need to watch my words. They have so much power. Not MY words, just words. I should know better. I'm ranting. Deep breaths. Breathe. Breathe. Dang it.  I had to have it on cable tonight. Crap. Of all nights to be watching dumb videos on YouTube.

Thank you, Keith Olberman, for saying the name of the "hero pilot"  of Flight 1459 correctly. It's Chesssssssley, not Chellllllsey. Unless it's like Bret Favre and it's tricky. And I'm pretty sure its not. 

I think YouTube rotted my brain.